This barely constitutes as TMI, but the other day I decided that I needed an icy treat and grabbed an Edy's coconut bar from the freezer. I unwrapped the clear plastic and stuck it in my mouth.

Major tongue-on-frozen-pole going on. My lips stuck to the ice-cold coconutty bar of goodness. Instead of waiting a couple minutes for the ice cream to melt, I panicked and ripped it out of my mouth. I had a ring of torn skin on the inside of my lips.

That did not stop me from eating the damn ice cream.

I just got over a nosebleed and the scab in my nose is forming. I want to pick it SO BAD, but I don't want to risk bleeding all over again...



I love springtime, but I hate what the weather changes do to my skin. I'm getting dandruff and I'm seriously sitting here just scratching my head until there's...moisture? under my fingernails. I don't even know what it is, it smells like blood but there's no color to it. Scalp pus?
I should probably stop before I do real damage to my scalp/hair but UGH so itchy....

He sits across from me flicking a non lit cigarette. Tears sniffle up his nose while his mouth professes an ache. It is always about the past with him, there's just no future.

Now I have the opportunity to watch this old lover surrender to my reality. He fed into my fantasies and instead of digesting him I just want to regurgitate him back into sanity.

The fish tank dabbles lightly. I feel I want to be drowning.

...have you looked across the pond? There, that speck, right there. That is the frog of all frogs, the frog that I want.

CASH YOUR PASSIVE DEATH WISHES HERE:

bored, lonely, recently single. willing to talk to just about anybody about anything. bad at quick blurbs about myself so you'll have to talk to me to find out more. 19. female. michigan. if it matters.

sn: yoginixmama

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Friday night at Numbers Night Club

36, male, New Jersey, I'm a writer/engineer/submission grappler. Pretty willing to talk to anyone so long as it's not a bunch of one and two word answers.

caias.ward@gmail.com is my AIM name

I nabbed Mom's PedEgg because my feet are horridly tough and callused. Because of said issue, I braved using the PedEgg on wet feet. I didn't injure myself, thank goodness, but I have a picture to share! It's not the normal footcheese picture. It kind of looks like wet gravel from my perspective.
( Please Forgive the Cell Phone Quality )

*ETA: I just realized that there is a hidden TMI, and well, I don't know if it makes it any less grotey, but I did scald the holy shit out of the pedegg before using it. ;)

Rob is a waiter and I am a dental assistant, so when I spend the night, I'm frequently asleep before he gets home from work.

This morning we both woke up around ten thirty. Early for him, so I put on an episode of South Park to watch while we held each other, deciding whether or not to start the day.

When it ended, Rob immediately pushed a hard cock against my ass from behind me. Predictable. I arched my back and inhaled deeply holding on to the air for a minute before breathing out slowly, debating whether or not to make him work harder for it.

Read the rest at:
almostcarolyn 

This is a time-wasting post. I'm occupying myself while I'm in the bathroom, and prolonging my turd time because I have some papers to write that I don't want to.

Does anyone else hate taking the time to pee? waiting until it's an emergency is *so* much more satisfying. I will have a bladder of steel when I am elderly. Incontinence has got nothing on me.

Also, I like baby wipes for my bunghole after I poop.
*random fact* spell check recognizes the word "bunghole"

AFTER SCHOOL TUTELAGE

Here is a GALLERY featuring photos of a student and a teacher.

eh eh... renee, twenty-three,

Thoroughly NSFW, of course. Spanking, flogging, fisting, and other general loveliness

( What I wrote about it in my journal: )

mineral eyeshadow

 ( a bit more )

looking for some playtime tonight ladies.
lets play. i can be into anything you like
AIM : nocaliguy2
come play with me :)

looking for a girl for a little age play
i'll be on for a little while so come
play with me
  AIM : nocaliguy2